I enjoy the bathroom. Just ask my wife. Heck, ask my buddy, Jeff Blake. Ever since I was in junior high school I was on a regular routine. At 3:15 p.m. precisely I would call him from the throne. I often still do. Enough about my toilet habits. Lets talk about the best toilet paper you can buy. Everyone knows the difference between bad [...]
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Picking the Top Toilet Paper for My A...
I enjoy the bathroom. Just ask my wife. Heck, ask my buddy, Jeff Blake. Ever since I was in junior high school I was on a regular routine. At 3:15 p.m. precisely I would call him from the throne. I often still do. Enough about my toilet habits. Lets talk about the best toilet paper you can buy. Everyone knows the difference between bad [...]
The Dangers of Golf
Luke Donald, former number 1 ranked player, is having a rough go at the US Open this weekend. Some may say Phil Mickelson had a rough go but I would beg to differ. Phil had a rough day. Luke hit a t-shot into the head of a volunteer worker. His 250 yard drive sliced off to the left and smacked right into the side of this poor girl’s [...]
Houston Texan has truck stolen
David Quessenberry is a new promising rookie offensive tackle with the Houston Texans. He was drafted in the 6th round this year (2013). At first I wasn’t that impressed due to the lack of media coverage. Lately, he has been making a name for himself at the OTAs and the 3 day mini camp this week. Kubiak likes him and sees a chance.SO [...]
Pat the Butt – Ocho style
I have never been a big fan of Chad Johnson. But then again, I never really thought much about Chad Johnson. Not to be rude, it is just the fact that he didn’t come into my thought process much. We (the Texans… which I guess could be considered we) played him a few times when he was with the Bengals and a time or two as a Dolph [...]
Learners Permit – A big step
This past week my 15 year-old, Rebecca, and I went down to the new DPS Super-Center (Department of Public Safety) in order to get her a Learners Permit to drive! We decided that the best way to do driver’s ed with our busy schedule is to do the parent taught course… So far, there have been some serious ups and downs. I think B [...]
Gangsta Graffiti Artist Hits Big with...
I heard a story a few days ago on the radio about a guy in Palo Alto that was hired to paint the inside of the Facebook offices with “street graffiti.” Basically, what I call Gangsta Art. Crap that is on the side of buildings throughout your neighborhoods. Kids acting cool are “claiming” their territory. Much like [...]
Maria Menounos the true Giant Fan
Maria Menounos is a great sport. Working as the host of the Extra Show she made a Superbowl bet that if the Giants won she would do the show wearing a Giants bikini uniform. Ultimately, she lost the bet and was a wonderful sport. You gotta love the black UGG Boots!!! I think I will have to start watching the show Extra. Anyone that has t [...]
What you doing at the court house??
There is a great segment on one of the local Houston radio stations (97.9 The Box), “Whatcha doing at the Court House????” They play a little diddy and sing that over and over to announce it. A local DJ reporter decides to post up in front of the downtown Houston court-house with a microphone. She randomly chooses people to wal [...]
Christina Aguilera leaks
Driving in to work this morning I was thinking that I needed to post a blog entry about my weekend. After all, on a Monday I usually update family/friends on the coming and goings of the family. Well, one of the smut talk show morning DJ routines always has the Hollywood gossip. And lets face it, if I post about whats going on in the Holly [...]