Don’t bring a hammer to a gunfight.

January 6, 2013
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This story I found on yahoo.com is part hilarious and part scary.  Check it out here.

 

Some guy this past New Year’s Eve left his iPhone in a cab.  Someone obviously found it but didn’t bother to try and return it  (where is this new belief of paying it forward)?  The victim noticed that his online dating service was being accessed from his stolen phone.  Being a quick witted and snazzy fellow he laid a trap.

He made a quick female account with a nice rack and posted the picture.  He then began to flirt with this thief and lured him to his apartment.  He met him with a hammer and a $20 bill. I guess he figured that the 20 would relax the fellow.  The thief was dressed up snazzy and ready for a date with a bottle of wine and some cheap cologne sprayed on.  The dude offered the $20 and took his phone back.  The thief began to run and the victim yelled, “you smell nice!”

Great line.  Funny story.

All that is good.  Whats bad is the comments under the story.  Do you ever read everyone’s ignorant comments?  Its almost scary.

 

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